tutorb | El Nysa IC Inbox

[How does Sandra answer her phone if she has no hands, who knows. The point is he at least has the foresight to use voice for this.]

Hi. Sandra— [A pause.] Do me a favor. ...how busy are you?

[He figures likely not very, but. It doesn't hurt to ask.]

Edited (4am nitpick.) 2018-01-28 08:45 (UTC)

[ He's out and about, on his way back, and so here's a crucial question— ]

Sandra. Are you home?

[ attached is a post-workout selfie of jj shirtless. he is of course winking, and making a J with one hand.

also this isn't a real post-workout selfie because then his face would be all blotchy from exertion, he's obviously taken a bit of time to cool down so he doesn't look super hideous.

not that it matters because sandra is blind

normally jj would have some accompanying text, but i've chosen to omit that because it's funnier this way ]

Do you like your new installation?

[ I know your thread's not done but as an invested individual hoping to help Yusuke flourish his #artisticskills, she's gonna ask. ]

[ In all the action that's going on in Wyver, Nami doesn't realise that she's just sat on her own phone in her jeans, and it sends a certain ... picture to a username she doesn't even know. In other words, Sandra is going to get one of the racy outfit pics she sent to JJ a few weeks ago. Complete with smexy poses.

Is this truly even racy, though, because it's pretty much what she wears all the time ... ]

sandi

i need your help

[There is a MIGHTY NEED to distract oneself from this exhausting business of being miserable all the time. War is hell, etc etc, and they haven't even properly hit the war part. So with no further adieu (and after remembering that unlike the rest of these future hooligans she probably doesn't prefer text) he gives the lady a ring.

Okay there's some adieu. Courtesy of Peter Sellers, calling in to cancel his manservant's staged attack for the night.]

Catooooo? Caaatooo? Is that you?

[ Now that he's PROPERLY back and integrated into Casa la JJ— ]

Lady Sanda? I do hope you're alright after all the chaos of recent weeks. I heard there had been a slew of kidnappings and, well—

[ She's always getting thieved, you know how it goes. ]

does this look infected

[Attached is a picture, but what it is of will remain a mystery.]

[ Sandra'd been quiet for a bit, but then again, so had the rest of them. At least Red had found an outlet for the morose atmosphere, which is why he's here now. ]

Are you busy, Sandra?

[ Not like she can leave the house, but it's only polite to ask!! ]

[There is a letter in the mail. Sealed with wax impressed with a fancy CB and addressed to Sandra. Inside, the handwriting leaves... much to be desired.

Should one of her roommates be kind enough to read it to her, it reads,]

Dearest Sandra,

How are you? I'm sorry I ~~thro~~ threw your orb and stabbed your friend Akira.

From,

Camulus Arune Buckland the Third.

voice.

audio | un: Fox

( text ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

text un: r

text! a buttdial ... in the chaos?!?!?!?

UN: CAMULUS

voice; un: rtozier, ukw i'm starting this as texts first then we can log, howboutdat

voice bc sandra's an orb, un: FREDERICK

MISFIRE. @CAMULUS