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[tutorb]

@sandratheunseeing
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[persistor]

[ It's her money, Sandra. ]

Visual art.

He's good at it.

[tutorb]

I assumed as much

Hence why I have no idea what he does

[persistor]

[ Hilarious. ] Did he describe what your gift looks like?

[tutorb]

In no particular detail he does not seem to remember my limitations with any consistency

He has at least informed me it is quite green and gold

Have you any input on the subject

[persistor]

He's right on the colors.

... Do you know what a cat tree is?

[tutorb]

A tree yes

That particular variety of tree no

[ thanks for making cats not exist, kasavin ]

[persistor]

Oh. [ Heh. ]

It's like ... a small indoor tree. With maybe a branch or two. You got set on top of one.

[tutorb]

Do you mean to tell me that he built a tree

[ :pepehm: ]

I suppose the color scheme would befit a tree

What makes it a cat tree

[persistor]

Cats like to climb on it and sit.

[ Red still has no idea that Sandra doesn't know what a cat is, rip. ]

[tutorb]

[ Well fix that you dick ]

And a cat is

[persistor]

[ Oh god. ] An animal.

... They like climbing things and sitting on them. [ Hence a cat tree. ]

[tutorb]

[ Alright, an orb-sized animal that climbs and sits... Like an Imp, but with more useful limbs... —No, Scribes damned as they are, no. Maybe just a small Cur. ]

You know for a woman in your profession your way with words sometimes leaves quite a lot to be desired

[persistor]

Sorry to disappoint. [ She's not sorry at all. ]

I'll try harder next time. [ Probably not. ]

[tutorb]

Wonderful [ It isn't. ]

I look forward to plenty of beautiful cat-related poetry from you when next we meet [ She does not. ]