I shall brainstorm a most devilish list of creatures to gather... You focus on those smells.

[ Look she might have endured 800 years of lonely, slow-burn torture, but no human alive can entertain more than a few minutes of conversation like this. ]

Your dedication is admirable, my dear. But, in my situation, so long as the doors are open or someone is around to answer them. Have they lent you a key to the apartment yet? It seems at this rate that they ought to.